Welcome to the Nooalf Revolution store.
The Nooalf Pictures chart series represents a departure from the old fashioned rote memorization methods employed by all other literacy training
products on the market. Learning a true system that covers English and most other major languages enables your students to think about
spelling rather than merely recall it. The typical preshooler will be able to learn the Nooalf English-based international spelling system
in a month
with little or no assistance using any of these charts. The Super Mini Chart and the full size chart also introduce regular English spelling. This website
provides reading material and in-depth info on the lojik behind the system.
Products may be updated beyond what is pictured below. Free worldwide shipping! Email support is included with every purchase.
The new issue of the Super Mini Chart is now available!
It is THE most advanced printed literacy training product ever devised.
Anybody who can name the pictures in English can learn the Nooalf
English-based international spelling system in a month or less.
It also has a comprehensive introduction to traditional spelling with
hundreds of sample words and a chart that shows the most common
ways sounds are spelled the old fashioned way. Teaches the
latest advance in Nooalf, alternating text direction!
Only 6 x 4 inches (152 x 102 mm), the size of a post card!
10$ Sold as signed individual copies.
The MiKROCoRT is only the size of a credit card!
(3.65 x 2.125 inches, 86 x 54 mm) It contains all the essential info on
the front plus instructions on how to type Nooalf spelling
on the back. Even if you get one of the bigger charts this is handy to
have while reading the website and learning the system. Laminated front
and back. 5$ Sold as numbered & dated individual copies.
Full page version of the MiKROCoRT. (10.5 x 6.6 inches,
267 x 168 mm) It is the same images except bigger. Great for farsighted
people and little kids who are likely to lose the MiKROCoRT.
Does not teach regular English spelling. Waterproof, sealed edge
laminated. 10$ Sold as numbered, dated & signed individual copies.
1 sided poster size Nooalf chart. (30 x 20 inches, 762 x 508 mm).
Good for a homeschool study room or small classroom.
50$ Sold as individual signed, numbered & dated copies.
The Nooalf Pictures full page chart is excellent for preschoolers
learning to read & write, ESL students and adults learning Nooalf.
Over 800 easy to read sample words in both Nooalf and
traditional spelling in addition to the pictures.
The 26 letter alphabet chart shows the most common
sounds made by the letters in traditional spelling.
Waterproof laminated sealed edges. 8.25 x 10.35 in. 209 x 263mm.
10$ Sold as numbered, dated & signed individual copies.
FUN STUFF
Nooalf Revolution merchandise
Help win the battle against institutionalized stupidity by purchasing a poster.
The future of civilization is at stake!
Cards & Posters
Each picture is available as a 6 x 4 (152 x 102 mm) postcard, 11 x 8.5 (279 x 216 mm) miniposter or 30 x 20 (508 x 762 mm) full size poster.
Printed only on demand and signed & numbered on the back by the artist! (please allow 2 weeks for delivery)
Who are these wierdos?
Poster #1 in the Gate Crasher series. SQPRJO, SiMaN,
ANJeLENU and CoR GWo are here to deliver a stern
lecture to the fossil head Gate Keepers who are trying
to stop the Nooalf Revolution.
CoRMR!
Poster #2 has CoR GWo in his armor talking to you while the
other 3 are confronting principal Arnold Dunston and his
Gate Keepers.
Rude awakening
Poster #3 SiMaN floats the school in pieces and CoR unleashes his
blasters on the gate. Not just kids in costumes after all!
Rubble trouble
Poster #4 ANJeLENU & SiMaN having fun smashing stuff and CoR
chasing away Gate Keepers.
Lunch time
Poster #5 Game over, Arny! Time for some shwarama.
Close-Outs & Discontinued Items
Take advantage of super low prices on brand new merchandise! Limited quantities, so get them while they can be got!
SMC original issue Works just as well for regular Nooalf as
the new issue, but does not show advanced Nooalf or the non-english letters.
Great buy for professional tutors, discount dealers, Ebayers.
6 x 4 inches (152 x 102 mm)
Special orders are available. Dealers are welcome. Click the envelope below.
Join the Nooalf Revolution!
If you're an average literate adult native English speaker, this all looks like some crazy radical
stuff. You probably are unaware of any serious problems with English or that it's rapidly taking
over the world. And if you stumbled onto this page before seeing anything else on the website,
for sure you are freaking out!
I suggest you begin on the Plain Text page. It's a brief summary of
the why & how of it all. If you know the score already and want to jump into the Revolution, click
the title at the top of this page. But buy something first, dammit! Revolutions run on money!
