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Sorry about the mess. I make this apology on behalf of all the native english spealers of the world to everyone who is being forced to learn our goofy spelling, including the children in the english speaking countries. I especially apologize for the United States because we had several big chances to clean up the mess from 1776 to this day but keep yielding to apathy and foolish notions of conservatism. Plus, we have been the major driving force in spreading English over the globe.
However, you don't have to be a powerless victim as English takes over. You can help yourself by using this spelling system instead of the old junk. Native English speakers hate this, but to hell with them! You already outnumber them 2 or 3 to 1, so have the power of majority. Nooalf also works for most other languages, so if your spelling is also a mess, you have the solution right here. You can change the world in 3 easy steps:
1. Order some charts.
2. Install the fonts.
3. Don't be a cement head!
However, you don't have to be a powerless victim as English takes over. You can help yourself by using this spelling system instead of the old junk. Native English speakers hate this, but to hell with them! You already outnumber them 2 or 3 to 1, so have the power of majority. Nooalf also works for most other languages, so if your spelling is also a mess, you have the solution right here. You can change the world in 3 easy steps:
1. Order some charts.
2. Install the fonts.
3. Don't be a cement head!